Tuesday, November 30, 2004

I am Plague.

The boy is sick with the flu. I am sick with the flu. And no one has slept for days. I fail to see any humor in this situation at all. None. Nada. Ziltch.



Wednesday, November 24, 2004

Wednesday, 24th of November

Pre-Turkey Day
All right...I'm still not getting much sleep. Connor is still suffering through a teething spell and we will be facing the possibility of a fifth consecutive night of "baby in pain" bellowing. It breaks my enlarged heart to hear the little guy wail. He's tough though. I cannot express how proud I am of him. He's smart, that's for sure. Bold beyond measure...and now that he's walking...he's a stalking tornado of destruction. I have an impossible to describe love for him that only you parents out there can understand. He is my world...

I finally abandoned my den of the past four years. It has always been unbearably hot up there, no matter the season. I have set up a temporary workspace in Kim's and my bedroom, which she has lovingly repainted and redecorated. We are beginning to display her collection of Kunukio Craft prints and faery art, so my work environment has changed drasticly (sp?)...We'll see how it effects the writing.

Colts play the Lions tomorrow. A bit concerned how the Detroit fans will react following the Pacers/Pistons fiasco a week ago. I'll probably catch the game on tape as I will be at my sister-in-law's for Thanksgiving and they are a non-football watching family.

All for now...Remember to eat lots, give thanks often, and nap frequently. That's what it is all about. Tune in Friday for a blow by blow account of T-Day festivities and to find out if I managed to type a single word over the holiday! -Bob 24/11/04


Monday, November 22, 2004

Poor kid...

Boy with Rare Disease Hoping for CureNov. 16, 2004
Ed Yeates ReportingA three-year old Idaho boy arrived in Salt Lake City tonight, hoping doctors here can cure him of a very strange and very scary disease. He is only one of 200 people in the world with a condition that, in ancient folklore, was attributed to a curse. Nighttime is the only time when Nicholas Ashby feels safe. In fact, during treatment here at Primary, the windows in his room will have to blacked out during the day.On a mountain top in the small town of Orofino, Idaho, Mary Ann Mattson takes her three-year old son Nicholas from a car with darkened windows. Inside the house she opens curtains and blinds which have been closed all day.Mary Ann Mattson: “We come out at dark. When the sun goes down, Nicholas goes by the door and says, go outside, go outside, go outside."Nick is one of only 200 in the world, only eight in the United States, with a rare blood disease called Porphyria. He has one of the most severe strains.Mary Ann Mattson, Nick's Mother: “We don’t go fishing. We don’t go camping. We don’t go anywhere. We just stay home.”Why? Any sun on Nick's skin burns immediately. Water blisters form and burst. Damage can actually eat downward deep into the skin. He's also extremely anemic and vulnerable to infections. Mary Ann: “I couldn’t believe it, that it had happened. I was dumbfounded. I am still dumbfounded and I still pinch myself and wonder why this is happening."As children with Porphyria get older, hair begins growing all over the body as a defense against the sun. It's already started on Nick.Mary Ann: “He’ll cover in hair, from head to toe. He’s already got it on his jaws and down his back.”Though his baby teeth are white now, his adult teeth will come in black.In less enlightened times, people with this unfortunate disease were condemned as werewolves. But in reality, Nick is nothing more than a cute three-year old who only wants to be normal, to play with his friends in the sun.Mary Ann: “You wrap him in a blanket and you run. And he knows that’s not right and he wants to play with other kids, but he can’t. Go by McDonald’s, he can’t go in. We have to drive through. It’s not the way for a little boy to be raised.”And it won't be if doctors at the University of Utah and Primary Children's have their way. A bone marrow transplant just might turn his life around, making him as normal as his older brother Mitch.Doug Mattson, Nick's Stepfather: “That will be the miracle we are praying for. It will.”When the sun goes down and darkness falls in Orofino, he can come out here with his family, because he knows that in the darkness, nothing will hurt him.But IF the transplant works, except for deep scars left behind on the skin...Mary Ann: “They’re saying he will catch right back up and be a normal healthy little boy.”Nick will suddenly become a special little guy in medical journals. For Mary Ann, he already is!Doctors will slowly kill off all of Nick's old bone marrow cells with chemo drugs. Then they'll transplant the new donor cells through an IV. It will take several months to find out if the infusion works.

Donations to help with Nick's expenses can be made at the Orofino Credit Union in Orofino Idaho.Orofino Community Credit Union234 Johnson AveOrofino, ID 83544(208) 476-5112

More Favorites: the Music Edition

Favorite Bands/Artists:
01: Led Zeppelin
02: Concrete Blonde
03: Fleetwood Mac
04: Lorenna McKennitt
05: Jethro Tull
06: Queen
07: Son Volt
08: Iron Maiden
09: Waylon and Willie

Favorite Albums:
01: "Physical Graphetti" - Led Zeppelin
02: "Mexican Moon" - Concrete Blonde
03: "Tusk" - Fleetwood Mac
04: "Presence"- Led Zeppelin
05: "Cheap Trick" -Cheap Trick
06: "Free" -Concrete Blonde
07: "Fleetwood Mac" -Fleetwood Mac
08: "Who's Behind the Door" -Zebra
09: "The Visit" -Lorenna McKennitt

Favorite Guitarists:
01: Jimmy Page (Led Zeppelin)
02: Lindsey Buckingham (Fleetwood Mac)
03: Brian May (Queen)
04: Randy Rhodes (Ozzy Osbourne)
05: Ritchie Blackmore (Deep Purple)
06. Rick Neilson (Cheap Trick)
07: Jake E. Lee (Badlands)
08: David Gilmore (Pink Floyd)
09: Stevie Ray Vaughn

Favorite Singers:
01: Johnette Napolitano (Concrete Blonde)
02: Ian Gillan (Deep Purple)
03: Lindsey Buckingham (Fleetwood Mac)
04: David Bowie
05: Freddie Mercury (Queen)
06: Delores O'Riordan (Cranberries)
07: Ray Gillan (Badlands)
08: Willie Nelson
09: Waylon Jennings

Am I showing my age?

Saturday, November 20, 2004

Too good to pass up...

This was posted by Laurell K. Hamilton on her weblog:

You know how some compainies have causual Friday. Since we are pretty causual everyday, I suggested that we have dress up Fridays. Darla and Jon whined, and gave me that look, so I dropped the idea, for now. But you know me, once an idea enters my head, it sits there until I find something to do with it, so . . . TODAY IS THE FIRST EVER EVIL FRIDAY. How does it work? Wear a shirt with the word EVIL on it, or a scary phrase. The idea came to me while Darla was showing me some shirts on the Pegasus Publishing site. We ended up buying shirts for all the full time employees, yes all three of us. Shirts read, “Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.” Too fun to pass up, so for the first official evil Friday we have matching shirts. If you want to play along next time we have an evil Friday, we’ll let you know ahead of time. If you work in a corporate work enviroment that doesn’t allow t-shirts with slogans may I suggest a Halloween tie or pin, or a district lapel pin with a frightening theme. Or, heck, just dress all in black and look scary, attitude counts. For those of you who dress scary everyday, try throwing everyone, dress all in white, or pastel. Trust me, if your co-workers are used to seeing you dressing Goth and you suddenly show up looking like Sweet Mary Sunshine, they will be afraid, very afraid. People are always weirded out by their co-workers acting too far out of character. Squeak the mundanes, play good for a day. For those of you who dress mundane everyday but work with a Goth co-worker, nothing would weird them out more than you coming to work dressed like them. Have fun, be scary.Evil Friday, just another way to make the work place a happier place to be. - posted by LKH @ 8:56 AM

My Favorite Books

01. Hour of the Dragon by Robert E. Howard
02. Foucalt's Pendulum by Umberto Eco
03. Lammas Night by Katherine Kurtz
04. The Illuminatus Trilogy by Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea
05. The Razor's Edge by W. Somerset Maugham
06. The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien
07. Eaters of the Dead by Michael Crichton
08. The Lord of the Flies by William Goldman
09. The Stand by Stephan King
10. The Witching Hour by Anne Rice

Tuesday, November 16, 2004

DaVinci Code movie adaptation moving forward

LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - Tom Hanks is expected to step into the scholarly shoes of Robert Langdon, the professor who unravels the mystery of the Holy Grail in the film version of Dan Brown's phenomenally successful novel "The Da Vinci Code."

Hanks has emerged as director Ron Howard and producer Brian Grazer's top choice for the lead role in the film, which Columbia Pictures hopes to begin shooting next year. And talks have begun for the actor to join the project.
"Tom is an exciting actor to watch thinking," Howard was quoted as saying in the latest issue of Newsweek. "We probably don't need his status from a box office standpoint, but he gives Langdon instant legitimacy."

I don't know, I saw Harrison Ford as Langdon as I read this book. Hanks will probably pull it off, but he doesn't scream "scholar" to me...

Monday, November 15, 2004

the 13 Best Movies I've Seen

1. Braveheart / Mel Gibson's tour deforce. OK, it's an inaccurate portrayal of the real history surrounding the fight for Scottish Independence in the 13th Century (no kilts, the Battle of Stirling Bridge actually occurring on a bridge, etc), but no movie has ever moved me like this one. The spirit is there and gets my blood pumping. Decent acting, coupled with a tremendous soundtrack and breathtaking cinematography...Braveheart's William Wallace is the pentacle of the heroic ideal.
2. Raiders of the Lost Ark
3. Highlander
4. Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
5. The 13th Warrior
6. Star Wars
7. Angel Heart
8. The Whole Wide World
9. The Usual Suspects
10. Tombstone
11. L.A. Confidential
12. Greystoke
13. The Exorcist

Friday, November 12, 2004

The best online comic strip in all the world!

For you "pagan-inclined" readers out there, you must check this out:

http://www.crazyquiltarts.com/9lmm/grimoire/001.htm

Nine Lives, Many Masters is funny, entertaining, witty, and dead-on.

Wednesday, November 10, 2004

E-Blogger Struggles

Well, I have posted about a dozen posts that for some reason have not seen fit to make 2 Fisted Tales their home. I've noticed the same thing happening on some of the other e-blogs I frequent having similar malfunctions, noticably at Laurell K. Hamilton's blog and the glorious BookAngst 101. Hopefully e-blogger will have this corrected soon...I enjoy writing, but I sure would prefer an audience...

Some of the posts you've missed consisted of such sterling topics as Veronica Carson: Queen of Scream, a book review of Blood and Gold by Anne Rice, why everyone should be reading comics written by Steven Niles, why Lost and Desperate Housewives have saved television, and a look at the recent Monday Night Football game where we found our Indianapolis Colts reigning over the Minnesota Vikings...

I'll try to get back in the swing of things in the next few days and I hope to have some cool announcements very soon.

Peace!

Wednesday, November 03, 2004

Bush again...

Well, another four years of W. Can't say that I'm pleased. Not that Kerrey was any better...he was just smarter. Say what you will, but W is a moron...Hell, he and Dan Quayle would have been a perfect ticket. I can suffer through a lot, but dumbassedness is not one of them. I think the War in Iraq is wrong and is a case of wagging the dog, distracting us from our inept handling of the bin Laden issue. You want to fight Terror? Good luck. Terrorists have the advantage of playing on offense. While I agree with the idea of taking the fight to them (see I can give the guy some credit), you've got to at least make sure you're both playing on the same field. The arena is NOT Iraq. Iraq was a threat to no one but Jr's pride. Regardless, the USof A is the greatest nation on Earth, even with an illiterate f**k for a president...OK, end of Bush-bashing. He's the Prez and I stand behind him, because that's what we do as Americans. It's like a marriage. You might bitch and moan and cuss and fight, but you still love each other and I have no doubt that Georgie loves his country. So congrats George W. Bush! Keep the chair warm for the next guy and good luck and goddess bless...Remember to keep your eye on the prize and please, W., remember that this is a great nation that deserves your best effort to keep her flying straight.

Monday, November 01, 2004

Because he says it better than I could...

From Bob Kravitz's Article concerning the Colts loss versus the Chiefs this weekend. Enjoy.

KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- It has come to this: Peyton Manning's offense is now playing against two defenses every week. The other team's defense, and its own -- the latter group being the tougher challenge.
What we have here is what many of us suspected we would have: a reeling 4-3 Colts team and a wannabe championship contender that must continue to play as if it can't count upon its defense to do more than dress properly.
That means going for it on fourth-and-whatever, no matter how misguided a decision it may be.
That means trying for two-point conversions on most occasions, even if The Book insists otherwise.
That means considering a return to the slower, more traditional style of huddling and milking the clock, just to keep the Colts' defense on the sideline, where it can't do further damage.
"No way," tight end Marcus Pollard said when the idea was broached after Indy's 45-35 loss to the Chiefs. "If we're scoring a bunch and scoring fast, we've got to keep scoring a bunch and scoring fast. Like when the Lakers had Magic (Johnson) running the point. They fast-breaked, got layups, it was Showtime. That's how we are."
Except, well, Magic, James Worthy and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar aren't playing defense for the Colts. Although they're always welcome.
So tell me: You have a better idea? The Colts' quarterback, Manning, just threw for 472 yards and five touchdowns and lost. Think about that. You know how hard it is to have your quarterback put up those kinds of numbers and . . . lose?
They are out of options. They have to play as if their defense is stuck in stadium traffic. They have to approach every game like they need 50 points to win.
Manning recognized early Sunday his offense was going to need extraordinary measures to overcome both Kansas City's defense and his own.
Did you see him gesture angrily when coach Tony Dungy decided to punt with the Colts trailing by 10 and having fourth-and-6 at the Indy 48 with more than 11 minutes remaining? Did that look like someone who trusted the defense to get him the ball back with a 10-point deficit?
Then came fourth-and-3 at the Chiefs' 6-yard line, 5:31 remaining and the Colts down 10 points. In a two-score game, the smart move there was to take the easy three points. But no. Manning was going for it. The only thing that saved a truly bad decision was a great result. And even then . . .
"I told the offense, 'Y'all stay right there (on the field),' " Manning said. "They were going to have to pull us off. I know he (Dungy) wouldn't have wanted to burn a timeout."
Manning quickly wanted it made clear that Dungy gave the decision his blessing.
Anybody else buying that?
Still, it was understandable, and it showed the depth of the offense's desperation. It doesn't trust the defense. And it shouldn't trust the defense.
Nobody wants to be mean-spirited about this -- really -- and it's not lost on us that the Colts spent less money on defense than any other NFL team. You pay Kmart prices, you're not getting Fashion Mall quality. Bashing the Indy defense has taken on the feel of clubbing baby seals.
But it's impossible to ignore.
Their defense is a joke.
"I've never been involved in 590 yards of offense," said Chiefs coach Dick Vermeil, who saw lots of offense during his days in St. Louis. "I don't add that high."
So what's wrong with the defense?
Dungy gave an answer after Sunday's game that he knows, deep in his heart, is complete nonsense.
"I told the team in the locker room, I don't think it's talent and I don't think it's effort," Dungy said.
Then what is it? Coaching? Suddenly, the cover-2 doesn't work? No, it's not coaching, and Dungy knows that the way we all know that.
The problem is talent. It's always been a problem of talent. They couldn't stop anybody under former defensive coordinator Vic Fangio. They can't stop anybody under Dungy and current defensive coordinator Ron Meeks. The common denominator? It's team president Bill Polian, whose job it is to handle personnel.
The minute Polian decided he could get by without adding a single defensive free agent, the die was cast. They're too young because they didn't bring in any veteran help. They lack depth because they counted on rookies.
And injuries? Please. Everybody's got injuries. This defense wasn't any good when it was healthy, so that's no explanation.
Polian believed the group he had was going to be good enough. Clearly, painfully, it is not. That leaves the Colts looking like a group that is again going to waste another year -- maybe the last year -- of Manning, Edgerrin James and Marvin Harrison together.
Which is more than just a pity. It's a crime.
For the time being, the Colts are publicly saying all the right things about winning as a team and losing as a team. But these are human beings, and they're not blind to what's happening before them. It's going to be hard -- very hard -- to keep this from becoming a simmering, festering issue.
"We can't let that happen," Manning said.
All the Colts really wanted from a defense this season was to be ordinary. Now, they're three bus transfers from ordinary.
Tough enough that Manning and Co. have to face everybody else's defense. From now on, they've also got to deal with their own.